Newly wed couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: i'm flat chested.
husband: i don't believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: im "weighed like a baby".
wife: i don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces
=.=
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Making Love To...
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A Teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A Nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And
a Airline Stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
" occupational diseases" ^^
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